What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.