What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!