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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.