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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!