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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!