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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst