Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.