Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What did the tire say to the tire?

I'm tired!

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.