How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.