How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.