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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.