How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots