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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.