Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.