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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...