Towel Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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Natural logs.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.