Some will know this some won't It's a towel
Towels.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Somebody threw the towel in.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
A towel full of loads
Towels
It's finger licking good.
He couldn't decide what font to use.
There is no afterlife.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Throw in your laundry.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Sister Matic!
I'm serious... help.
That would be a dead giveaway.
They both take away the coffin.
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.