How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)