How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!