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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!