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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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A private investigator.

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I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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Krillex.

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Dinner

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He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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When does Ronald McDonald's baby sleep?

The McCrib

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.