Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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Wrap music

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He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Unique up on him

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Out of plaice.

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A. You can't tuna fish.

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Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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His sesame seed buns!

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed