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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.