What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve