Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.