Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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What is the national bird of Italy?

The fly.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!