Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.