Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.