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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Prawn Jokes More Prawn Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.