How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.