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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Prawn Jokes More Prawn Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.