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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Prawn Jokes More Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.