How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!