How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.