How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!