Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.