Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.