Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.