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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.