Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.