Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.