April Sale - 20% Off

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Previous Random Joke Next
Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.