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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

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Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.