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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.