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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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Try some sparkly earrings.

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Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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Vitamin "D".

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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A PearlJam

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What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)