What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Because he didn't have any patients.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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Because it's shellfish.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.