What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.