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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks