They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
Because she was told it makes you see things!
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
Alien vs Predator.
Noble rocks
Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Listening.
