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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks