Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks