Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks