Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks