Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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He looked a little blue

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They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks