How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...