How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

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Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.