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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."