What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.