Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother