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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.