Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.