Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What was the condiment stand charged with?

With a deadly weapon.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.