Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.