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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why do warriors make bad business men?

They charge too much!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.