What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.