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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!