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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.