Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.