Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.