Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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The silence of the lambs

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Curses! Foil again!

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Bugs Bunny.

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A funny bunny

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Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Quarter pounder.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!