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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!