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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Fast Food Restaurant Jokes More Fast Food Restaurant Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.