Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!