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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Fast Food Restaurant Jokes More Fast Food Restaurant Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!