He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
To run their hands through their hair
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
When their parents won't get them braces.
A Receding hairline
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!