A receding hareline.
Because it messes with their hops
It's been nice gnawing you.
Because they use extra hops
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
Easter
Rabbit
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
What up doe
Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
With lots of hops!
A receding hare line!
A jacked rabbit.
A receding hare line.
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
The Hare Force
Bugs Bunny!
Bunnylingus!
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
HIP HOP
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
In hareplanes.
Bellhop.
Because it's made of hops.
Hare today gone tomorrow.
A receding hare-line.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
Because they're always bunny-hopping.
A berry bubbly bunny.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
Rabbits habits.
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
From a distance they look like hares!
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
A honey bunny.
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
When it's on the train.
One with a hoppy ending.
Bunny and Clyde.
A receding hairline.
Hare in your milk!
A hare dare.
Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "
A rabbit that says "Ribbit."
Bugs Bunny.
They lived hoppily ever after!
A Nobel Prize
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
A Hopster.
A bare hare.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
A receding hareline
Curly hare.
When their parents won't get them braces.
Because they're constantly multiplying!
A hare-cut.
One. It's a trick question.
A yeaster bunny!
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
A receding HARE line!
For hare care.
A receding hare-line!
He was hopped up on Easter eggs.
They wanted a better celery!
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
By rabbit transit!
My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)
They both multiply a lot.
Jackaloping
In a pellet court!
They are both purple, except for the rabbit.
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
A bunny with money.
Facial Hare
A hip hopper.
It was won by a hare!
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Rabbit Hood.
Look for gray hares.
A nice hare cut
A Receding hairline
Hoppy disks!
Haremail.
On their bunnymoon.
A funny bunny
Wheelburrows!
They're both purple except for the rabbit.
Warren!
He didn't have the hare fare.
Hare spray.
Because it doesn't even lift.
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
No body nose.
Boo-gers
Hi Jack!
He had her.
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.
Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
Big holes in your garden
Big holes all over Australia!
One egg is un oeuf.
Because they want to see the front line too
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
A carrot!
