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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.