How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut