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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny