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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!