How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!