How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish