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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.