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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!