What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.