What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.