What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)