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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Groot Jokes More Groot Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)