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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Groot Jokes More Groot Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)