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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

Groot Jokes More Groot Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)