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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)