What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)