What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)