What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Groot Jokes More Groot Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)