What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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Cause beer is made with hops.

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An offer you can't understand.

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Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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By hare mail!