What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny