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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!