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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?

Hop in!

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!