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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!