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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

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What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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King Kong's shadow.

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie