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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!