What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.