What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.