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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.