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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.