What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton