What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Wonton Jokes More Wonton Jokes

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!