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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Wonton Jokes More Wonton Jokes

How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!