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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Wonton Jokes More Wonton Jokes

How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!