What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.