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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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They paint the town dead!

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Avo, CA does.

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

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Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.