What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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They start with Juan

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Press pray.

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It started its own branch

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How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.