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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.