Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.