Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.