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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."