Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
A better son.
A clockshund!
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
