How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you