How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.