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How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele