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How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli