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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!