How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.