How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.