How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2