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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!