How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"