How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"