Bingo Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

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What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.