Bingo Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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Call B52!!

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

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What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.