Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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Because 0 1 2

52 Jokes More 52 Jokes

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

B9 Jokes More B9 Jokes

When is bingo harmless?

When its B9!

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.