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What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.