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What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.