What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.