What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.