What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.