An ex-boxer.
Extra virgin oil.
Camembert!
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Woah, the traffic is moving.
Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.
It's stalemate
He chicken tendered his resignation.
She was fed up with the hole business.
Your ex.
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
After the ring, you wake up!
He gave her a ring.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Because he is an x-boxer
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.