What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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He only had one pupil.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Syrian Mckellen

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.