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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?