Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Jim Jones Jokes More Jim Jones Jokes

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Thai Fighter Jokes More Thai Fighter Jokes

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters