Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Thai Jokes More Thai Jokes

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.