Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!