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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.