Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.