Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.