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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.