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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.