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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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It was a boxer!

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The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.