Everyone just needs 1 more line.
With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
He just nose. All credit to my BFF
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
A snowblower
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
He ran out of cocaine.
White powder!
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
A second line
Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Cocaine.
Time
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
A punchline
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
New Jersey had first choice.
Quack.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
The start menu.
Because it was a government job.
Brexit
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
About 500 calories.
Because education pays off in the long run!
Because you ran when it's past tents.
Snort stories
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....