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Cocaine Jokes

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.