How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs