Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
Shake'n bake.
Because they find me more appealing.
A second line
Because they'll crack up anyways
Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.
Oh, so it has its ups and downs.