Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

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What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.