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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Endanger Jokes More Endanger Jokes

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.