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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!