Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!