Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.