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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.