Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.