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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.