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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car