Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.