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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car