Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.