Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.