Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.