Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.