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Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!