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Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider