Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!