Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!