Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!