Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.