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What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!