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What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?
I am dismayed!
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What's the difference between the calendar and you?
A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
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Why was the calendar depressed?
His days were numbered.
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What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?
I am dismayed!
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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?
Dismay.
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