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What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.