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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).