Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden