Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden