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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).