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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden