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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden